Some of these are real good, gonna have to try them.
I love this
And for #7, make sure its like Febreeze or something. Then the room will smell pretty
These kids get 5 dollars from the tooth fairy? I only ever got from 25 cents to a dollar.
To be honest I was expecting these to get really dark and be like “cut out their tongue so they won’t scream at night” or something so I’m glad this didn’t turn out like I thought it would
u ok sarah
reblogging for that comment
at first i was gonna reblog this for any followers who gotta deal with babies but that comment made it ten times better
Every one of these looks great except the hammock. That looks like a concussion waiting to happen.
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I will post a lot of Doctor Who, Harry Potter, Sherlock, Nerdfighter, Literary, YouTube related stuff, as well as anything that amuses me.
Which is a lot of things.
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Doesn’t look like a limerick to you? Try this:
A dozen, a gross, and a score
Plus three times the square root of four
Divided by seven
Plus five times eleven
Is nine squared and not a bit more.
THE FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCCCKKKKKKK
I read this out loud to boyfriend and he just went “ohhhhhhhhh”
CEOs all runnin around terrified of blue shells from the homeless
We’re great parents.
Seriously, if you guys aren’t watching Madam Secretary, you really need to. It’s easily one of the best new shows of the season and gets better with each episode.
He’s a cradle Catholic, he gets jumpy around priests.
"It’s not normal to push your feelings to the margins. The sucker’s don’t stay there."
Introducing “Redneck Retreiver”