Do I Dare
Disturb the Universe?
Hello!
Welcome to my blog!
I will post a lot of Doctor Who, Harry Potter, Sherlock, Nerdfighter, Literary, YouTube related stuff, as well as anything that amuses me.
Which is a lot of things.
We'll have a good time!
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marauders4evr:

sauronthenecromancer:

the-profuscus:

necturusmaculosus:

barackohanameansfamily:

dannybrony:

ask-mrbojangles:

bowlingalleymomma:

ourlifewithneo-x:

Some of these are real good, gonna have to try them. 

I love this

And for #7, make sure its like Febreeze or something. Then the room will smell pretty

These kids get 5 dollars from the tooth fairy? I only ever got from 25 cents to a dollar.

To be honest I was expecting these to get really dark and be like “cut out their tongue so they won’t scream at night” or something so I’m glad this didn’t turn out like I thought it would

u ok sarah

reblogging for that comment

at first i was gonna reblog this for any followers who gotta deal with babies but that comment made it ten times better

Every one of these looks great except the hammock. That looks like a concussion waiting to happen.

2 days ago on October 18th, 2014 |328,245 notes

A limerick:

toothlessrebel:

asgardiantelevision:

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Doesn’t look like a limerick to you? Try this:

A dozen, a gross, and a score
Plus three times the square root of four
Divided by seven
Plus five times eleven
Is nine squared and not a bit more.

THE FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCCCKKKKKKK

2 days ago on October 18th, 2014 |112,942 notes
mrmeriwether:

yeahbanero-bells:

wolvensnothere:

Whoa.

I read this out loud to boyfriend and he just went “ohhhhhhhhh” 

CEOs all runnin around terrified of blue shells from the homeless

mrmeriwether:

yeahbanero-bells:

wolvensnothere:

Whoa.

I read this out loud to boyfriend and he just went “ohhhhhhhhh” 

CEOs all runnin around terrified of blue shells from the homeless

3 days ago on October 18th, 2014 |319,377 notes

We’re great parents.

3 days ago on October 17th, 2014 |133 notes

meversurrunder:

You have no idea how much I love Madam Secretary. It’s gorgeous. It shows fighting for a better society while still having to deal with the bullshit fuck show that is the government and politics; keeping a clear view on what your morals and ethics are but also knowing how to bend if you have to….

3 days ago on October 17th, 2014 |4 notes

alwayswatchthewatchers:

Seriously, if you guys aren’t watching Madam Secretary, you really need to. It’s easily one of the best new shows of the season and gets better with each episode.

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3 days ago on October 17th, 2014 |13 notes

baffle-them-with-bullshit:

He’s a cradle Catholic, he gets jumpy around priests.

3 days ago on October 17th, 2014 |68 notes

"It’s not normal to push your feelings to the margins.  The sucker’s don’t stay there."

3 days ago on October 17th, 2014 |55 notes
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tastefullyoffensive:

Introducing “Redneck Retreiver”

3 days ago on October 17th, 2014 |37,301 notes